30 Funny and Adorable Wedding Vows to Steal for your Ceremony

Sample wedding vows to get you inspired!

We just love the idea of writing your own wedding vows, but the reality can actually be quite daunting. How can you possibly sum up one of the most profound relationships of your life in a couple of words? Well, here, we're lending a helping hand, by sharing a list of 30 cute, funny and romantic sample wedding vows that you can steal for your ceremony, or use as inspiration for your own. These lines would also be lovely to include in a love letter gifted to your partner on the morning of your wedding, or even as a first anniversary present. So let's dive in!

Photo by The Martins Photography via One Fab Day

Sample Wedding Vows: Cute, Funny and Alternative Vow Ideas

We believe that the best wedding vows are personal to the couple, which is why the sample wedding vows we've provided are quite specific. Some of them will resonate with you as they are, while others will inspire you to put your own stamp on the format, including personal details of your own. Happy writing!

Vow books and photo by Olive Paperie Co on Etsy
  1. I promise I'll never watch a Netflix series without you
  2. I vow to limit my shoe collection to 40 pairs
  3. I promise to compliment your baking, even when your cakes are raw on the inside
  4. I promise to always give you the last drop in the wine bottle
  5. I vow to tell you when there's something stuck in your teeth
  6. I promise to drop everything when you ask me to dance
  7. I promise to make your Mondays feel like Fridays
  8. I promise to always save room for your stuff in my suitcase
  9. I promise to love you as much as I love (name of your pet)
  10. I promise to always be honest with you. I was going to promise that I would never be late again, but that would break my previous promise about being honest
  11. I promise to give you my last Rolo
  12. I promise to try to look interested when you talk about (hobby/interest)
  13. I promise to love you, even on bad hair days
  14. I promise to be your faithful sidekick in all of life's adventures
  15. I promise not to gloat when I beat you at Scrabble
  16. I promise to change your name in my phone contacts from "Jen from Work" to "The Most Beautiful Woman in the World"
  17. I promise to always have snacks
  18. I promise to make Dry January as much fun as New Year's Eve
  19. I promise to argue calmly and fairly... even in IKEA
  20. I promise not to leave the immersion on
  21. I promise not to look at my phone when you're talking about Love Island
  22. I vow to always notice when you start using a new perfume
  23. I vow to love you, even when I don't like you
  24. I vow to laugh at your jokes, even the really, really bad ones
  25. I promise not to hog Spotify on road trips
  26. I vow to let you open jars, even though we both know I'm stronger
  27. I vow to be a worthy companion during the zombie apocalypse
  28. I promise to remove all of the spiders from the house, preferably before you've had a chance to see them
  29. I promise to let you choose the takeaway place, at least half of the time
  30. I promise to always be your human hot water bottle

Looking for more tips on writing your wedding vows? You'll find them here!

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