Part of what thrills us about Meghan Markle & Prince Harry's upcoming wedding, aside from the prospect of watching it with our best pals over scones and tea, is the wealth of cool, crafty, and, in some cases, baffling royal wedding merch that Etsy and Amazon sellers have dreamed up to celebrate the big day. We certainly won't be picking up every item on this list (I personally don't have space in my home for a lifesize cardboard cutout of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry), but hey, it's fun to window shop!
1. These supremely cool paper earrings, priced €7.14/£6.26.
2. The colouring book we've all been waiting for, priced £6.99 or approximately €8.
3. The tea towel that's just too cute to use on the dishes, priced £11.50 or approximately €13.
4. A box of this very special cereal, which Meghan and Harry would genuinely urge you to buy, as 50% of all profits go to a London-based Homeless Breakfast Club. It's priced €47.24/£40. And yes, the cereal is really included.
5. This stylish sky map, which shows exactly how the stars will align on the day of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's wedding. It'll set you back €7.09/£6 (unframed).
6. This pretty illustrated mug, priced £14 or approximately €16.
7. The Paper Dolls of your dreams or nightmares, depending on your interest in Meghan and Harry, a bargain at £6.99 or approximately €8.
8. These frankly essential Meghan and Harry socks, priced €12.59/£11.04.
9. This perfectly reasonable basketball hoop, priced €20.75/£14.80.
10. This lifesize cardboard cutout of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, which we're sure your fiancé won't mind you propping up in the living room. It's priced £35.99 or approximately €41.
11. This tea set by esteemed chinaware brand William Edwards, which is quite fetching actually, if you've got £100 (or approximately €114) to spare.
12. This wine label, because now every other wine bottle just looks boring. It costs €6.70/£5.70 (wine sadly not included).
13. This perfectly lovely sandwich tray, priced £9.39 or approximately €11.
14. This adorable baby grow, because who among us can honestly say that we haven't tried to picture what Meghan and Harry's babies will look like? It's priced €26.90/£19.20.
15. This celebratory phone case for the iPhone X, priced €30.60/£26.05.
16. This cushion, because without it, the lifesize cardboard cutout of Meghan and Harry in your living room would just look weird. It's priced €36.55/£31.05.
17. This extremely questionable commemorative plate, priced €29.52/£25.
Counting down to Meghan and Harry's big day? Check out more of our Royal Wedding predictions here.